Kratky kurz anglickeho jazyka 
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> tento kurz je urceny pre prekladatelov, ale aj siroku verejnost, 
> ktora pocituje unavu z prilis rozsiahlej znalosti ANJ. Po dokladnom 
> precitani nasledujucich cviceni by sa mala objavit ulava, zapricinena 
> znizenim a destrukciou vasich jazykovych vedomosti. 
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> Slovenske mena - Slovak names 
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> Severin - Northbert 
> Gejza - Gaybehind 
> Vlasta - Hairy-fairy 
> Blanka - Membrane 
> Ludomil - Manlover 
> Servac - Shitmore 
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> Geograficke nazvy - Geographical names 
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> Nitra - Nitro City 
> Liptovsky Mikulas - The Liptov Santa Claus 
> Rimavska Sobota - Rome Saturday 
> Michalovce - Michaelsheep 
> Partizanske - Los Partisanos 
> Nove Mesto n/V - New York upon Scales 
> Komarno - Los Mosquitos 
> Marianka - Ganjaville 
> Trencianska Tepla - Trenchiner Lesbian 
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> Ustalene slovne spojenia - Collocations 
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> metrovy textil - One meter long textile 
> vysoke postavenie - a high erection 
> svatojanska muska - a Saint John fly 
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> Naradie a nastroje - Tools and devices 
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> hreben - a hair synchroniser 
> obuvak - a shoe on-putter 
> vrtacka - a wall-hole maker 
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> Folklor - Folklore 
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> Mocila konope, mocila, zabka jej do cizmy skocila... 
> She was pissin', ganja pissin' - froggie jumpin' to her bootling... 
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> Institucie 
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> Matica Slovenska - The Slovak Matrix 
> Slovenska narodna rada - The Slovak National Help 
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> Frazeologizmy - Phrases, idioms & proverbs 
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> Pre mna, za mna - For me, behind me 
> Bezal ozlomkrky - He ran about a neck-break 
> Klamala ostosest - She has lied about one hundred and six 
> Trafena hus zagagala - A shot goose  will make gaggle 
> Dala mu kopacky - She gave him a pair of mining-shoes" 
> Basa tvrdi muziku - The prison makes music stronger